GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then